By Ryan Pendell
My friend Molly was telling me tonight about the day this week when she tripped while running cross a busy street and spilled a bag full of condoms and lubricant everywhere. How embarrassing, she said. She didn’t have time to pick up all the condoms before the bus arrived (I guess the box busted open) and so they were left there in the street. I hope somebody used them, she said. I asked her why she needed so many condoms (I imagined maybe a hundred in my head) and she told me that she was sleeping with two men now (before it had been just one) and then she told me that often you needed several condoms and went on to explain why. I imagined my friend Molly doing all these things and how expensive it all must be.
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